Giving life the ol' community college try.

“Don’t break a writer’s heart and think ink won’t spill.”

– Ten Word Story #38 - M.D.L (via mingdliu)

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

Showering

  • The only way of proving that someone can die is by killing them, and there is no way of knowing someone is immortal unless we try to kill them. So is everyone immortal until proven mortal?
    Me:
  • I wonder if I have ever eaten an egg that came out of a chicken I ate...
    Me:
  • Do Russian or German action films feature villains from America?
    Me:
  • The tooth fairy tradition teaches kids that they can sell body parts for money.
    Me:
  • Kate Upton, Kate Middleton...Is there a Kate Downton?
    Me:
  • To be inconsistent you have to be consistently inconsistent...Making your consistent.
    Me:
  • The life of a horse got much easier since cars were invented.
    Me:
  • I think I left the stove on.
    Me:
quoteallthethings:

The noble soul reveres itself— Friedrich Nietzsche

quoteallthethings:

The noble soul reveres itself

— Friedrich Nietzsche

missbickle:

Illustrations by John Dyer Baizley, illustrator, composer, vocalist and guitarist from Baroness.

I hate the people who simply does everything perfectly.
Artistic selfishness makes me sick U_U